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floiedy
  • Town/Country : Manchester, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 January 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 429
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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109 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

#13648057
165 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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