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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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floiedy's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33655) - you deserved it (5877)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

#15266728
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (4617)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35401) - you deserved it (8466)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

#13648057
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (8608)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43619) - you deserved it (15801)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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