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flirtyfaery

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 February 1978 (38 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 911
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Love_L0ST</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 9:55am<b>jdw17</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 6:15pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:56am<b>mip_92</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 11:35pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 9:23pm<b>swegmaster1</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 3:20pm<b>deceivedandlied</b> - the 11/05/2013 at 2:23am<b>5friends</b> - the 07/26/2013 at 7:20pm<b>jonsmith01973</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 11:02pm<b>rob02</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 1:43pm<b>AmyPond17</b> - the 06/13/2013 at 10:33am<b>larson15</b> - the 06/05/2013 at 2:29am<b>bruce17</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 10:46pm<b>EmeraldIslander</b> - the 06/23/2012 at 9:19am<b></b> - the 03/09/2011 at 10:42pm<b>redrovaa</b> - the 12/07/2010 at 8:29pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:04pm

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flirtyfaery's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

by icanthearyou / 04/04/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

by mark / 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

by Olorin / 11/07/2011 at 3:49pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

by spriggs / 07/25/2010 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Health