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Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be mah doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shovd it deep into mah ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today... My Wife Was About To Take A Shower...hen She Called Me Into The Bathroom. She Stripped Me Off And Pulled Me In With Her. As I Started To Get Into It... She Sighed... "Thank God. You Really Needed A Shower."
Today, I woke up soakd in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opend the water bottle I keep on mah nightstand. I managd to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML
Friday 27 March 2015