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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 August 1992 (23 years)
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About flippinsweet17 : Hey, I'm Jillian :) :)
My boyfriend's name is Adrian, I love that man to death.
I love playing video games. Some would include: CoD, Portal, Minecraft, PoKéMoN, L4D2, TF2, Bully, GTA, RDD, Amnesia (loool, I try), others...
I also like laser tag, can solve a Rubik's Cube, and tie a cherry stem in my mouth.
I've got Steam and XBOX, but PS3 is cool too.
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Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML


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