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  • Town/Country : Rancho Cucamonga, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I had an appointment with a psychotherapist. I was feeling very depressed and was telling her how I felt no one cared about me. Her phone rang and she left me mid-sentence to take a call about her new BMW. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25412) - you deserved it (2869)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:10am - health - by troubled (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13097) - you deserved it (38012)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)



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