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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 199
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (2187)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:25pm - misc - by A - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

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On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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