About flea_of_death : Okay, editing this now that I'm on a computer and don't have to worry about autocorrect. First off, I don't care if you love me or hate me. I'll say what I want to say. Second, I'm busy with school, so if you message me and I don't respond for a while, please don't be offended! Third, I rarely comment because I hate dealing with dumb people. Anything else, feel free to message me!
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by nycol (woman) - Australia
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States
Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States
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