About flea_of_death : Okay, editing this now that I'm on a computer and don't have to worry about autocorrect. First off, I don't care if you love me or hate me. I'll say what I want to say. Second, I'm busy with school, so if you message me and I don't respond for a while, please don't be offended! Third, I rarely comment because I hate dealing with dumb people. Anything else, feel free to message me!
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Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I spent an hour cleaning my already-clean house to avoid any form of conversation with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:50am - love - by kiwi023 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6851) - you deserved it (81953)
On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6851) - you deserved it (81953)
On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada
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