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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)
Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)
Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 5:28am - misc - by DamnDogs (woman) - Canada
Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML
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Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML
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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - health - by wtbfiber (man) - United States
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - health - by wtbfiber (man) - United States
Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)
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