About flea_of_death : Okay, editing this now that I'm on a computer and don't have to worry about autocorrect. First off, I don't care if you love me or hate me. I'll say what I want to say. Second, I'm busy with school, so if you message me and I don't respond for a while, please don't be offended! Third, I rarely comment because I hate dealing with dumb people. Anything else, feel free to message me!
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Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)
Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:10pm - love - by CptZoe - United Kingdom (Rotherham)
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:10pm - love - by CptZoe - United Kingdom (Rotherham)
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:10pm - love - by CptZoe - United Kingdom (Rotherham)
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)
Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 9:49am - misc - by jake (man) - United States
Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 9:49am - misc - by jake (man) - United States
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States
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