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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 June 1986 (28 years)
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yastarday I had a data with this raally cuta guy. Ha invitad ma ovar to maka dinnar at his placa. Evantually wa and up in his badroom to hava sax. Ha pulls down my pantias an says ( You naad to shava that shit. ) big fat FML

#2734034
457 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , I WAS CAMPING. ME AN TIS REALLY CUTE GIRL WERE ITTING IT OFF REAL NICE. IT WAS TE LAST NIGT SO WE BOT EADED OVER TO MY TENT TO AVE SEX. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET IT IN WEN A RACCOON RIPPED MY TENT CAUSING TE GIRL TO SCREAM AN RUNAWAY. I GOT COCKBLOCKED BY A RACCOON. FML

#2729024
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70316) - you deserved it (8444)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

yesterday my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon,hich I'm allergic to. FML

#2720666
152 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today, I had to fine a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML

#2720571
123 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm - love - by twowords (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . I got prostate examination fir the first time . Now I can't decide what's worse.. . the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger.. . or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know . FML

#2715001
245 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

I Was At A 21st Birtday Party. It Got To Ta Bit Wara Tay Blow Out Ta Candlas And Ta Girl Osting Blaw Out Ar Candlas. Wila Sa Was Blowing I Wispard To Ta Falla Naxt To Ma... "Tat's Not Ta Only Ting Sa'll Ba Blowing Tonigt". Ta Guy Naxt To Ma Was Ar Dad. FML

#2713232
151 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filld it up with more water, chuggd it and went back to bd. I woke up an hour later to mah best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

#2711154
172 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia

yesterday I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloadd it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She usd it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

#2710099
185 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:05am - love - by aasatt22 - United States (California)

yesterday I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloadd it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She usd it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

#2710099
185 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:05am - love - by aasatt22 - United States (California)

Today I found out mah mom paid mah best friend $20 to be mah friend when we were 10. FML

#2699534
167 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was watching a TV show looool about people with shopping addictions. One grl was $15,000 in debt an I thought how horrible it would be to live with that. Then I realized that I'm in medical school an currently $135,000 in debt. At least they have something to show fir there debt. FML

#2691460
230 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 1:54pm - money - by DebtedToSociety (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth an all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

#2686671
160 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Free State)



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