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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1981 (33 years)
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About flashxprt : I'm a web designer and php developer.

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Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29765) - you deserved it (3512)

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