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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 June 1995 (16 years)
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Today, a policeman and me confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29041) - you deserved it (1448)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17292) - you deserved it (2196)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7354) - you deserved it (1133)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States



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