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flarn2006
  • Town/Country : Northern Virginia, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26527) - you deserved it (1551)

On 01/10/2010 at 2:01am - misc - by zenithbelana (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22280) - you deserved it (1451)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by bummer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3102) - you deserved it (52002)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by scarlet5000 (man) - United States



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