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flammenhund
  • Town/Country : Winnipeg,MB, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 580
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About flammenhund : I act hard on da net fool!!

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Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

#15152021
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26103) - you deserved it (5883)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

#15151790
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28782) - you deserved it (2888)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

#15150978
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20447) - you deserved it (3833)

On 02/28/2011 at 11:26am - work - by Username -

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
44 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

#15075025
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17788) - you deserved it (9803)

On 02/22/2011 at 3:38am - love - by just great... -

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23308) - you deserved it (12343)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -



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