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flagg1888
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 413
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About flagg1888 : Greetings earthlings,
We are using FML to study your race and see if you are worthy of achieving cures for all known diseases and everlasting peace...sucks to be humans!!
At least we didn't get this information from probing. Seriously though people, one alien gets drunk and sticks something inside a human, and you accuse us all of probing!! You all need to chill.

Signed

Al the alien

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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flagg1888's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9580) - you deserved it (34769)

On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)



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