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About flagg1888 : Greetings earthlings,
We are using FML to study your race and see if you are worthy of achieving cures for all known diseases and everlasting peace...sucks to be humans!!
At least we didn't get this information from probing. Seriously though people, one alien gets drunk and sticks something inside a human, and you accuse us all of probing!! You all need to chill.
Al the alien
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Thursday 19 March 2015