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  • Number of visits : 728
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About flagg1888 : Greetings earthlings,
We are using FML to study your race and see if you are worthy of achieving cures for all known diseases and everlasting to be humans!!
At least we didn't get this information from probing. Seriously though people, one alien gets drunk and sticks something inside a human, and you accuse us all of probing!! You all need to chill.


Al the alien

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

flagg1888's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11951) - you deserved it (40118)

On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

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