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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1151
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fizzpoplady : I am a robot unicorn kung-fu master. That is all.

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fizzpoplady's favorite FMLs

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

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211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43928) - you deserved it (8696)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45488) - you deserved it (7712)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML

#15247228
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36435) - you deserved it (3334)

On 03/09/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Cashier (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8230) - you deserved it (26844)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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