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Today, my fiancé an I were having sex. I've been secretly taking Welsh lessons as a surprise fir him, sohen I was getting close, Ihisperd the Welsh fir ( Don't stop. ) He pulld out an accusd me of cheating on him with his best friend. He won't believe anything else. FML
Today, mah grlfriend an I were having sex. Right as she orgasmd, she screamd out Megatron's name. When I later confrontd her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him an wantd to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic 4 a year an half now. FML
Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML
Yesterday , at work , I managd to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf , which knockd a box off the top , which hit me in the head and knockd me out-cold. I now have a fat lip , a sore head , and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Friday 27 March 2015