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fisheman_3
  • Town/Country : Benicia, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

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405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36501) - you deserved it (5416)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8733) - you deserved it (67996)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29149) - you deserved it (5021) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17174) - you deserved it (1315)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10056) - you deserved it (27700)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10056) - you deserved it (27700)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (197441) - you deserved it (31314)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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