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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 6:30am - misc - by touched (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)
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