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Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63008) - you deserved it (20190)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63008) - you deserved it (20190)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63008) - you deserved it (20190)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)



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