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About fireysaje : Ummm I don't really know what to say on here since nobody really cares. I'm Morgan, I'm an artist and I guess you could call me a musician since I play a few instruments. I love music and my favorite genres are rock and metal aaand I like video games. I guess that's all you really need to know about me, so bye :3

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Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43640) - you deserved it (4151)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52826) - you deserved it (9139)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

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