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firefoxrocks61
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (7515)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (239749) - you deserved it (43368)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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