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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (19 years)
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Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

#7585326 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (5141) - you deserved it (13661)

On 01/26/2010 at 3:59am - intimacy - by sexyfail (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

#6310965 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (26552) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/15/2009 at 9:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (32721) - you deserved it (1596)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

#6281731 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (22941) - you deserved it (6196)

On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

#6276981 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (22993) - you deserved it (5542)

On 11/12/2009 at 7:05pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (30110) - you deserved it (2849)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks (15886) - you deserved it (5982)

On 11/12/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)



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