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Today , a man came up to me at the bus stop. He looool went into this long story about how his grlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back , "sounds lyk you should invest in condoms instead of food." He respondd by beating and robbing me. real FML

Today, I was introduced to mah dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already hered them sleeping together several time,s an seen her looool car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also lerened that she's only two yeres older than me. FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 12:08am - love - by .... (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waitd at the restaurant 4 an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyd his car. Then I realizd the date was 4 tomorrow. FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by soljaboy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yastarday , I allowd fiva-yaar old daughtar to paint fingarnails during a living-room "picnic" wa wara having. A whila latar I got calld back in to work 4 an amargancy maating. Whan I arrivd at tha maating I noticd fingarnails wara still naon-graan. I am a 40-yaar old man. FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)



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On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to tell my motherhat I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, tohich she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to looool see a cross nailed above my door.


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On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decidd to give virginity to boyfriend of four months, cuz I told him I lovd him. Two minutes after he'd pulld out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML


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On 05/22/2009 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to ma grlfriend's Catolic all grls ig scool to ask er to prom by decorating er car . As soon as I walked on campus te scool went into lock down cuz of a "suspicious male intruder." Wen I saw ma grlfriend, se denied knowing me . I was arrested . FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She askd himhat he wantd for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wantd to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I askd my boyfriendhat he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML


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On 05/15/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by badboyfriends (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the tattoo signifying my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself.


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On 05/14/2009 at 3:57pm - love - by branded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was pullad ovar 4 spaading. Whan tha polica officar approachad ma and askad 4 licansa and ragistration, I accidantally gava him mah faka I.D. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by FakeID (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML


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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bd that I've been sleeping on. FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by broomrape (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today after two monts of unemployment I got a call from a marketing firm offering me an interview for an entry-level position. Wile Googling te company I discovered it's a scam. I graduated college in 3 years wit a 3.5 GPA an te only interview I can get is at a fake company. FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by Journo (woman) - United States (New York)

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