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firebird07
  • Town/Country : Murfreesboro, Tennessee, United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (2503)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22965) - you deserved it (4696)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML

#7263195
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3845) - you deserved it (27575)

On 01/10/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Lady (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7592) - you deserved it (27889)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29661) - you deserved it (11701)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:03pm - kids - by vballqt201 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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