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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

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75 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35816) - you deserved it (2753)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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On 12/20/2010 at 6:23am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

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119 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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101 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

#12264713
138 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 11:37am - love - by ihateumicheal (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

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On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

#12247405
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8123) - you deserved it (74014)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version



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