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fireandice27
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2699
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About fireandice27 : Hi to anyone who has stumbled across my page :D
I'm a 19 year old Aussie uni student studying Med, and I love this site! It makes me feel happy - I'm not quite sure if that makes me a horrible person or not hehe
I'm really passionate about helping people and human rights, and I'm not afraid to stand up for what I believe in!

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Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

#7086130
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42018) - you deserved it (2272)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

#6781373
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38609) - you deserved it (2016)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67712) - you deserved it (11294)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

#5996462
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29252) - you deserved it (3955)

On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

#5953871
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7798) - you deserved it (26497)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back, asking, “What have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML

#5953785
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19272) - you deserved it (8503)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML

#5947832
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8870) - you deserved it (33204)

On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML

#5947832
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8870) - you deserved it (33204)

On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML

#5176412
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37490) - you deserved it (2298)

On 09/10/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Indiana)



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