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fiolikestolol
  • Town/Country : San José, Costa Rica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About fiolikestolol : I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to laugh. Best feeling ever :D

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Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6083) - you deserved it (38931)

On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26068) - you deserved it (7204)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33365) - you deserved it (4617)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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261 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

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On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML

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On 12/01/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by ilovemom (woman) - Costa Rica (Heredia)



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