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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (62281)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

#107795
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I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (62281)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (62281)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)



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