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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2669
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About finished : I'm a british girl living in the south of France, I like being smart assed and sarcastic but I can be serious when I want to (rarely :D) I rarely check my messages as I go on the site with my Ipod but feel free to message me as i'll reply sooner or later. And yes i do spontaneously break out ninja moves whenever I get the chance to!!
Oh and i'm not a grammar nazi but if there's a grammar fight i'll be sure to join in!

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I also love music and play lots of different instruments. I'm a video game fanatic and I love vampires+ supernatural creatures!!

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“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
-Marilyn Monroe

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Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
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I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35745) - you deserved it (7599)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19521) - you deserved it (3991)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version



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