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About finished : I'm a british girl living in the south of France, I like being smart assed and sarcastic but I can be serious when I want to (rarely :D) I rarely check my messages as I go on the site with my Ipod but feel free to message me as i'll reply sooner or later. And yes i do spontaneously break out ninja moves whenever I get the chance to!!
Oh and i'm not a grammar nazi but if there's a grammar fight i'll be sure to join in!
I also love music and play lots of different instruments. I'm a video game fanatic and I love vampires+ supernatural creatures!!
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
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Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML
Today, wilst stacking te dis waser I dropped a steak knife . Luckily, I caugt it just before it it ma foot . I fist-pumped to celebrate ma amazing catc an stabbed myself in te ceek . My parents couldn't stop lauging all te way to te ospital . fat FML
Yastarday, I woka up swaating an gasping for air aftar aving a tarribla nigtmara. Ta nigtmara involvd ma dacaasd motar-in-law bitcing ma out for baing a bad influanca on ar daugtar an traataning to cut ma nuts off. Evan in daat, sa won't laava ma ba. maga FML
Today... I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face... "If it's so bad over there... y don't they all just leave?" FML
Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
Friday 27 March 2015