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Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30626) - you deserved it (3975)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71447) - you deserved it (18471)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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