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Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

#20929956
169 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND REFUSED TO LET OUR 7-WEEK-OLD DAUGHTER HAVE A PACIFIER, CUZ HE DOESN'T WANT HER GROWING UP TO BE A ( WHORE. ) MEGA FML

#20891477
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Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and trid to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormd over, said "I got this!" and puntd him over the edge. We both got thrown out fir "bullying" the kid. FML

#20827779
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On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

#20825949
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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today... my mother yelld and yelld at me until I apologizd to our cat 4 not petting him when he sat on my lap. real FML

#20825844
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On 08/07/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe (woman) - Sweden

TODAY, I FINALLY GAVE AWAY ALL OF THE STUFFD ANIMALS THAT I'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR YERES. PROUD, I TOLD MY FAMILY. THEY CONGRATULATD ME BY BUYING ME STUFFD ANIMALS. FML

#20812476
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On 07/30/2013 at 11:06pm - misc - by TheSacredTeddyBear (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah fathar shot mah fiancé. Ha's fina, but tha wadding is off. FML

#20812145
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On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I TOOK A RUN IN TE WOODS!! ALMOST ALFWAY TROUG, I STARTD TO FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING TO FAINT!! I WAS SO DIZZY TAT SIGT WAS GETTING BLURRY!! I WENT TO SIT DOWN ONAT SEEMD LIKE A ROCK!! IT WASN'T A ROCK!! IT WAS A UGE SNAPPING TURTLE!! FML

#20812086
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On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Noticd Fraudulent Charges Made In Florida That Nearly Draind My Bank Account. After Reporting The Fraud To The Bank, I Returnd Home From A Weekend Away To Find A Note From My Husband. He An His Mistress Have Run Off To Florida To Start A Life Together, Apparently At My Expense. FML

#20810887
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On 07/30/2013 at 1:09am - money - by brokeandalone (woman) - United States

Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML

#20809215
151 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Yesterday, mah mother an I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nerely a year since mah dad died. Not paying attention, mah husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML

#20804154
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On 07/26/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , my grandma walked into my house drunk . She was mumbling something about her being a badas cuz she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar . She's 68 years old . FML

#20804067
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On 07/26/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by dareyale (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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