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About fenrirs_mate : I'm crazy. I'm opinionated. I believe in speaking your mind without being cruel. If you don't like it. I really don't care.
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yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML
Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML
Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and trid to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormd over, said "I got this!" and puntd him over the edge. We both got thrown out fir "bullying" the kid. FML
TODAY, I TOOK A RUN IN TE WOODS!! ALMOST ALFWAY TROUG, I STARTD TO FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING TO FAINT!! I WAS SO DIZZY TAT SIGT WAS GETTING BLURRY!! I WENT TO SIT DOWN ONAT SEEMD LIKE A ROCK!! IT WASN'T A ROCK!! IT WAS A UGE SNAPPING TURTLE!! FML
Today, I Noticd Fraudulent Charges Made In Florida That Nearly Draind My Bank Account. After Reporting The Fraud To The Bank, I Returnd Home From A Weekend Away To Find A Note From My Husband. He An His Mistress Have Run Off To Florida To Start A Life Together, Apparently At My Expense. FML
Yesterday, mah mother an I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nerely a year since mah dad died. Not paying attention, mah husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Friday 27 March 2015