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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 April 1988 (27 years)
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Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML


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Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML


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Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML


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