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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About female_troller : I don't like most people, so good luck.

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Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87499) - you deserved it (9941)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45899) - you deserved it (240628)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22201) - you deserved it (1652)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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