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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1993 (23 years)
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Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML


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On 04/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by panicromanceX3 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML


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On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said " know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

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