Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

feed_the_ducks

Search for a member

feed_the_ducks

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 845
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About feed_the_ducks : Hi, my name is Morgan, I'm a student at Northwestern State University. GO DEMONS!!! I'm a psychology major with a minor in sociology and I enjoy hanging out with my friends and family.

feed_the_ducks's page activity

Visits<b>DragonDude</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 1:48pm<b>Xquisite1</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 6:47am<b>kenjenkei</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 11:26pm<b>TheMrJoee</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 6:43pm<b>shorty6823</b> - the 12/11/2013 at 10:22am<b>JDC1992</b> - the 07/13/2013 at 10:11am<b>Mornai</b> - the 05/31/2013 at 6:10pm<b>izzy117</b> - the 04/07/2013 at 11:09am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:04pm<b>Honda288</b> - the 01/04/2011 at 11:05pm<b>Link_Asriel</b> - the 06/07/2010 at 11:18am<b>laurrawr6</b> - the 02/28/2010 at 11:57pm<b>future19</b> - the 02/02/2010 at 1:20pm<b>Horde</b> - the 01/06/2010 at 5:38am<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 12/27/2009 at 11:57pm<b>thesunshotme</b> - the 12/24/2009 at 2:25pm<b>bravelysweet</b> - the 11/10/2009 at 11:38am<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 10/31/2009 at 7:09pm

feed_the_ducks's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

feed_the_ducks's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML

#5124739
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11031) - you deserved it (42941)

On 09/08/2009 at 10:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

#4981586
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12071) - you deserved it (40567)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

#4977727
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40583) - you deserved it (2785)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

#4970470
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38804) - you deserved it (14484)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:30am - health - by pussyOUT (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML

#4936228
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33815) - you deserved it (4803)

On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (49178)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML

#4926734
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22759) - you deserved it (53721)

On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML

#4909488
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45164) - you deserved it (5434)

On 08/29/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by Intheway (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML

#4789213
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15024) - you deserved it (53241)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by InTheDoghouse23 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML

#4637795
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56490) - you deserved it (4695)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

#4619260
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72637) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35145) - you deserved it (8544)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285624) - you deserved it (28223)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: