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Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around an decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked an led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML
my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML
2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today , my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl an that they were kissing. My mother said that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues an they laughed. I'm his girlfriend , my sister didn't recognize me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015