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  • Town/Country : Chandler, Arizona
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14571) - you deserved it (2849)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49432) - you deserved it (4235)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49527) - you deserved it (5044)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version



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