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fcukU30to1
  • Town/Country : Kelowna , Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27759) - you deserved it (4475)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

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