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Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35859) - you deserved it (7615)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19743) - you deserved it (2967)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33403) - you deserved it (1498)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19753) - you deserved it (6101)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39154) - you deserved it (7440)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81088) - you deserved it (15726)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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