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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fcuk : i never ever make accounts on website like this. but fmylife is just awesome.

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fcuk's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my mom was telling me a funny story about when I was young. So I said 'yeah I was funny huh?' She replied 'Yep, I had a funny one and a pretty one'. FML

by Noname / 02/07/2009 at 3:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

by Joey / 02/06/2009 at 5:51pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

by iamnotfat / 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

by nycgirl424 / 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

by Barrel / 02/05/2009 at 2:57am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

by seriously?? / 02/04/2009 at 11:06am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

by nolongerengaged / 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm / United States / Love

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

by frankrizzo / 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

by Miko / 02/01/2009 at 11:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

by Noname / 01/28/2009 at 6:03am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

by Noname / 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML

by Snotmyfault / 01/11/2009 at 9:33am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

by mark / 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm / Kids