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Today, my mom was telling me a funny story about when I was young. So I said 'yeah I was funny huh?' She replied 'Yep, I had a funny one and a pretty one'. FML

#13534
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30363) - you deserved it (2146)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Indiana)

Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

#12081
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36059) - you deserved it (2048)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

#12002
50 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

#10627
49 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
60 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
95 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

#7793
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31629) - you deserved it (2326)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

#6280
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70482) - you deserved it (3367)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
48 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8075) - you deserved it (28206)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML

#962
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5964) - you deserved it (42290)

On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19962) - you deserved it (7960)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version



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