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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by elvisfreak5446 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 8:36am - love - by Username - United States
Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates
Today, our AC broke. It's 98 degrees inside the house. My parents will be staying at a 5 star resort until the repairman can come to fix the unit in 6 days. They made me stay home to make sure the plants survive. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)
Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)
Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States
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