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fbethslife
  • Town/Country : Riverside, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 December 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About fbethslife : Of all the FMLs I've submitted, the only one that was posted was one I sent in from my boyfriend. When I wasn't logged in. FML

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Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7036) - you deserved it (98300)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39012) - you deserved it (4723)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31181) - you deserved it (8636)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8981) - you deserved it (170601)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27599) - you deserved it (4288)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34450) - you deserved it (4175)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26860) - you deserved it (3353)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

#17750469
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20749) - you deserved it (2522)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:47am - work - by thatsmejl (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

#17749646
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18639) - you deserved it (8189)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Japaroni - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29832) - you deserved it (5467)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23064) - you deserved it (2440)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom admitted that she always makes me put away the dishes because my obsessive compulsive tendencies force me to arrange the glasses and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML

#17747814
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20746) - you deserved it (4246)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by Awesome. (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (5296)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license. I did everything perfectly, stayed at the speed limit, did my three-point turn flawlessly, and parked nicely. The lady failed me because I wasn't using the stick shift right. My car doesn't have a stick shift. FML

#17746591
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28128) - you deserved it (2376)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by dmvfail - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

#17746159
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (2535)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:20pm - animals - by Twitchy (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)



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