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fbethslife

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 December 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 901
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About fbethslife : Of all the FMLs I've submitted, the only one that was posted was one I sent in from my boyfriend. When I wasn't logged in. FML

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Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

#18309913
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (2616)

On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35910) - you deserved it (18860)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12542) - you deserved it (56901)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML

#18247557
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21092) - you deserved it (7999)

On 11/14/2011 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40739) - you deserved it (3985)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18403) - you deserved it (77461)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8603) - you deserved it (108682)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42399) - you deserved it (5070)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33843) - you deserved it (9003)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10038) - you deserved it (182392)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31491) - you deserved it (4649)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39188) - you deserved it (4607)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29776) - you deserved it (3642)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

#17750469
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26450) - you deserved it (3518)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:47am - work - by thatsmejl (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

#17749646
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (8406)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Japaroni - United States



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