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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 December 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1752
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About fbethslife : Of all the FMLs I've submitted, the only one that was posted was one I sent in from my boyfriend. When I wasn't logged in. FML

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Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50957) - you deserved it (5755)

On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29200) - you deserved it (19539)

On 04/09/2013 at 10:44pm - work - by Goldar - United States

Today, I found out that my picture from a dating profile was so "hilarious" that people have been posting it on Instagram with mean captions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40340) - you deserved it (5821)

On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36037) - you deserved it (54280) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10292) - you deserved it (72929)

On 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm - money - by supertango500 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47289) - you deserved it (3952)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14512) - you deserved it (43744)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55091) - you deserved it (6306)

On 02/09/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38540) - you deserved it (3388)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51686) - you deserved it (3590)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML


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On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them for their courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40196) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:23am - love - by helpme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML


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On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML


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On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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