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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 June 1994 (20 years)
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About fbaddict17 : I am 18years old. Im a friendly girl & I love meeting new people:)

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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44291) - you deserved it (10281)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

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