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  • Town/Country : Cape Coral, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 June 1994 (19 years)
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About fbaddict17 : I am 18years old. Im a friendly girl & I love meeting new people:)

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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41437) - you deserved it (9837)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 3:47pm - money - by DaisyMay (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

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