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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About fbaddict17 : I am 18years old. Im a friendly girl & I love meeting new people:)

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Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

#17211324
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45318) - you deserved it (4331)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41031) - you deserved it (10109)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

#17201461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32081) - you deserved it (3424)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
355 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
228 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

#17163973
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13915) - you deserved it (43275)

On 07/18/2011 at 2:23pm - love - by Daria_Weiner (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34376) - you deserved it (8029)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

#16292303
106 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

#16291587
54 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 1:35am - love - by severedface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95934) - you deserved it (6385)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33040) - you deserved it (7062)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML



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