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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 770
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fayul : i hate stupid people

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Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52314) - you deserved it (3841)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16938) - you deserved it (79326)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18012) - you deserved it (31672)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (16914)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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