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fayul
  • Town/Country : croatia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fayul : i hate stupid people

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Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44320) - you deserved it (2986)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12704) - you deserved it (66483)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13583) - you deserved it (22100)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (462388) - you deserved it (574386)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14759) - you deserved it (10094)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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