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fayul
  • Town/Country : croatia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fayul : i hate stupid people

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Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42297) - you deserved it (2867)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11613) - you deserved it (55373)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12858) - you deserved it (21147)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373045) - you deserved it (413127)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes (Gucci and Prada, worth a real fortune) to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside in front of the door while I was waiting. The restaurant owner then came out and said "hey, you, go and 'work' somewhere else please". FML

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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