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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1146
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About farkie3 : I am an engineering student at North Carolina State University who enjoys playing videogames, reading a good book, and making music. I'm involved in various musical pursuits, participating in musical theater and playing the french horn in wind ensembles. I freely admit to being a brony. I'm also a fan of Pokemon, Harry Potter, Star Wars and Star Trek, and most anything else commonly associated with nerds and geeks. And I'm damn proud of who I am.

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farkie3's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML

#13350704
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29055) - you deserved it (2962)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

#13350448
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32657) - you deserved it (2592)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

#13331304
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14036) - you deserved it (30253)

On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

#13313177
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (2586)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:37am - money - by melean (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

#13306628
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9620) - you deserved it (22808)

On 10/03/2010 at 6:24pm - animals - by baconman86 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

#13167469
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31259) - you deserved it (3582)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:18am - love - by man2 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)



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