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About farkie3 : I am an engineering student at North Carolina State University who enjoys playing videogames, reading a good book, and making music. I'm involved in various musical pursuits, participating in musical theater and playing the french horn in wind ensembles. I freely admit to being a brony. I'm also a fan of Pokemon, Harry Potter, Star Wars and Star Trek, and most anything else commonly associated with nerds and geeks. And I'm damn proud of who I am.
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Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML
Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML
Friday 31 July 2015