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farkie3
  • Town/Country : Equestria, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About farkie3 : I am an engineering student at North Carolina State University who enjoys playing videogames, reading a good book, and making music. I'm involved in various musical pursuits, participating in musical theater and playing the french horn in wind ensembles. I freely admit to being a brony. I'm also a fan of Pokemon, Harry Potter, Star Wars and Star Trek, and most anything else commonly associated with nerds and geeks. And I'm damn proud of who I am.

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Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (36703)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

#13777099
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5711) - you deserved it (4175)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32035) - you deserved it (3283)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29485) - you deserved it (2227)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

#13711019
53 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 2:41am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML

#13710302
76 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 1:19am - work - by upsetandunjustified (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML

#13709445
78 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 12:18am - intimacy - by shotdown (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24510) - you deserved it (4673)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

#13548959
129 comments

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On 10/22/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML

#13548383
80 comments

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On 10/22/2010 at 9:26am - work - by soapypete (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

#13534827
114 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

#13372887
60 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Rob - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

#13372336
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25735) - you deserved it (4817)

On 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by mster233 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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