About farkie3 : I am an engineering student at North Carolina State University who enjoys playing videogames, reading a good book, and making music. I'm involved in various musical pursuits, participating in musical theater and playing the french horn in wind ensembles. I freely admit to being a brony. I'm also a fan of Pokemon, Harry Potter, Star Wars and Star Trek, and most anything else commonly associated with nerds and geeks. And I'm damn proud of who I am.
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Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
by latino / 11/11/2010 at 6:30am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
by johnboy / 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love
by secretdoll / 11/09/2010 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML
by Jen / 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm / Australia / Money
Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 2:41am / United States / Work
Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML
by upsetandunjustified / 11/04/2010 at 1:19am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by shotdown / 11/04/2010 at 12:18am / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
by ohmylordy / 10/29/2010 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2010 at 11:03am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML
by soapypete / 10/22/2010 at 9:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 6:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 1:15am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by Rob / 10/09/2010 at 12:09am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by mster233 / 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
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